Due to increasing job demands and homework obligations, I’ll be dropping my posting down a bit to somewhere closer to 2-3 times a week (no set days) with highlighted summaries of whatever stories I saw that day. Don’t like my format? Feel free to leave me some feedback – I read all of it!
Another case of the devil made him do it where a man shouldn’t be blamed for microwaving his daughter – his wife blames Satan, who apparently thinks that the 19-year old father shouldn’t become a man of God.
A member of the Crips gang in Boston found a conscience when one of his former cellmates requested that he kill his family (ex wife, mother in law, and daughter) and made detailed requests, including to shoot his seven-year-old daughter in the chest, so that she could have an open casket funeral.
NBC gives the Donald the boot but Trump announced that he’s not fired, he quits!
A family gets a lot more in their Happy Meal than they bargained for, with no plans for a lawsuit (though I really can’t blame them…they got a pipe, lighter, and free weed in the box – worth much more than the $5.99 they spend for the burger and toy!!)
Someone’s been paying a little more attention to Ocean’s Eleven than the rest of us…..Flowers, a limo, and delivery men were part of the greatest bank robbery the Twin Cities has ever seen. If not the greatest, definitely the classiest.
Yet another “bad parenting” story….A Toledo man’s nephew was having some disciplinary issues with biting was taught a hard lesson by being bitten back. Not just one time, but all over his body – arms, legs, butt, you name it. Daycare workers called the cops when the boy’s bruises were discovered.
Police in Australia are baffled over a girly car wash straight out of every 14-year-old boy’s fantasies. The car wash features topless and nude washes and somehow managed to pass the required standards for a car wash in Austraila - they even use screens and recycled water!
As if Asian women aren’t under enough stresses…A Chinese technical college in Beijing is requiring their female students to undergo random pregnancy tests. This is supposed to encourage them to remain responsible to themselves and their families. I wonder if they do drug testing too…
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