Free speech is becoming dead weight to this country. It's one thing when you're a high school kid suing the school district that suspended you for saying "that's so gay," but it becomes a whole new ball game when you're fired from a city job for gossiping. That's right - four grown women were recently fired - FIRED - for gossiping about their boss, Hookset's Town Administrator.
Anger management, anyone? Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco has been taken into custody with a slew of charges including mayhem and domestic violence. He and his wife were having an argument when he lost his temper, embraced her in a bear hug, and bit off her bottom lip. His breaking point occurred when she called him a "short man." Some men just can't take criticism!
No wonder Americans get such bad raps! An American tourist was found taking a naked tour of Nuremberg, Germany in broad daylight. When the police stopped him and asked him what the hell was going through his head, his response was simply that he thought it to be acceptable behavior in Germany.
In a slightly related story, Americans are the second best tourists in the world, topped only by the Japanese. I'm betting the naked guy was just trying to push us to number 1!!!
First we had the one-armed, legless man who was busted for a DWI (kicking and headbutting was just icing on THAT cake). This week, we have the man who was busted for driving his wheelchair in the middle of the road and, after being given a Breathalyzer test, was more than 10 times over the legal limit! Police aren't sure what to charge him with just yet, since he was technically traveling as a pedestrian. "It's not like we can impound his wheelchair..."
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