Best Revenge Story This Week

In Seattle this week, Michael Patrick McPhail was aquitted of any beastiality charges involving his family pit bull. He was also cleared of any first degree animal cruelty charges in the case.

There's a back story, of course.

He and his wife are going through divorce proceedings. His wife, Jesika McPhail, called the police alleging that she caught him engaged in sexual intercourse with their dog. He said he didn't do it. His theory was that she wanted to find a reason to divorce him, and used the bestiality charge as an excuse.

Of course, she declined any interviews.

I think that's hilarious! Ladies...how many of us wanted to do something to an ex or current spouse to publicly ruin their image with any other woman? What better way to go about this than to claim that your man has "relations" with a family pet?

The link is a lot more detailed.